PDX: 14.01.10 – 17.01.10

When in Rome Portland do as the Roman’s Portlander’s do.

VANCOUVER, CANADA – 6:41 a.m. -
Baristas around the nation are in mourning as yet another espresso has been buried alive in a paper cup by roughly 10 ounces of steaming hot milk, bringing the “uncountable death toll well into the millions for 2009″, officials said early Tuesday morning.
Eye witnesses claim the espresso was extracted directly into a paper cup (which would later become its casket) and was then swirled around aggressively for a few seconds before being ultimately suffocated by a proportion of milk far too great to possibly come through in.
No memorial was held, but as is tradition, a single white rosetta was placed on top of the espresso by the barista before a lid was brought to cover it any longer from public viewing.
The best 2 minutes and 12 seconds from our 4320 minute adventure back in August.
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